From the Coalition to Stop Guns
Today NRA Insurrectionist Extremist Gun Fetishists violence has spread to Pakistan. An affluent home in a quiet neighborhood came under attack and rampaging gun owners used Assault Weapons of Mass Destruction with Laughner Style Assault Clips to create carnage among the unsuspecting innocents.
Additionally, NRA Gunophiles filled the streets to celebrate the loss of life in New York and Washington DC where guns have been outlawed for safest streets. This can only mean a coordinated operation to overshadow the glorious Million Mom March that took place this weekend to protest the annual NRA Death Celebration in Pittsburgh.
In a nationwide broadcast, President Obama issued a warning that more NRA fueled violence could follow.
Guns are only used to kill.
This is a sad day.