Media Blitz!

We’ve proposed our Reasonable Civilian Disarmament legislation and generated “news” articles with sympathetic media outlets about our common sense legislation. We’ve appealed to emotion by broadcasting our “press conference” and generated “news” articles with sympathetic media outlets about our “press conference”. We made our new commercial and generated “news” articles with sympathetic media outlets about our new commercial. We posted videos of us talking about our “press conference” and generated “news” articles with sympathetic media outlets about “press conference”. We’ve appealed to emotion by dragging out our hero’s from the past and generated “news” articles with sympathetic media outlets about our hero’s. We’ve coined the new phrase “Laugher Style Assault Clips” and generated “news” articles with sympathetic media outlets about our phrase. We funded push polls and generated “news” articles with sympathetic media outlets about our statistics showing support from NRA members. We made our movies and generated “news” articles with sympathetic media outlets about the movies and premiers and interviews. We reinvigorated our cause with a handsome new generation champion and generated “news” articles with sympathetic media outlets about our new champion. We posted on social media, reposted on our social media partners, had our social partners post about us, commented, commented, commented, tweeted, tweeted, tweeted…

Why isn’t everyone lining up to ban assault weapons of mass destruction though no one is talking about gun bans?

I try so hard for you people.

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