As a violence policy advocate, it’s important to note that none of what I write is personal conjecture but instead comes from the study of statistics, polls, and opinion found through research of web sites on the Internet. It’s come to my attention that gun owners belong to the NRA and are Tea Party Insurrectionists Extremist Gunophile Ammosexual Fetishists. It’s also notable that they will often give up their families, careers, and even their life to have “Wild West” type shootouts over minor disputes such as parking spots or to compensate for some other shortcoming. Again, this is not personal conjecture but consensus among the public as verified in the Comments sections of several web sites. That’s not to say that they don’t favor common sense civilian disarmament polices such as the prohibition of AK-47 Assault Weapons since they can now safely be considered Weapons of Mass Destruction, and have no civilian use, or the reasonable ban of Glock brand machine pistols since they have no militia use and therefore, are not protected by the Second Amendment. This information comes from recent polling and a quick search will show that to you. Of course we shouldn’t overlook high power, armor penetrating , 9mm ammunition as well. I would like to join my peers and urge legislators at every level to Dis the Deadly Myths and Reclaim the Constitution, by proposing sensible and reasonable policies that register and eventually disarm the public though no one is talking about handgun bans.

My research as a violence policy advocate tells us that the Constitution is a Living Document that can be changed daily to reflect the readers view and the Second Amendment is an outdated concept because the police and military protect everyone at all times. The glorious victories in the Heller and McDonald cases are a practical defeat for the NRA Insurrectionist Extremist Gunophile Fetishists. Their legendary scare tactics of gun bans are “off the table” and Assault Weapon bans are now constitutional since Slippery Slopes have never applied to guns because guns are bad and therefore different and their Common Sense restrictions could never be applied to other rights like Freedom of Speech or Abortion. Registration schemes are harmless to gun owners which has been proven in Illinois where records are public and crime guns and violence have been reduced creating the safest streets. Background Check Loopholes should be improved to include the Make and Model of the trunk of the car that the illegal gun was sold from since this would help to prove that there was no background check performed at the time of the back alley sale. Trace statistics of stolen guns should also be updated to include the number of times a gun was stolen or sold illegally on the black market so the original owners insurance can pay for the lost fees and fines created when others misused the gun. Let’s not forget about Loughner Style Assault Clips. It’s important to note that none of what I write is personal conjecture but instead comes from the study of statistics, polls, and opinion found here as well as other sites on the Internet.

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17 thoughts on “Observations

  1. mjbarkl March 29, 2011 / 10:47 pm

    Well howdy. You obviously feel strongly about this. Are you 25 or over? Citizen of the US for 7 years or more? How about running for Congress and doing something about guns? Best wishes, –Mike Barkley, Candidate for Congress, http://www.mjbarkl.com/run.htm

  2. Proud Member of the 15% Gun Control Majority April 8, 2011 / 5:52 pm

    Gunbanner, I think you need to expand your sources beyond just the Huffington Post. Specifically, you need to watch Hollywood movies.

    It was from the movies that I learned that it is actually the “criminals” who are cool, exciting, and very, very sexy. We need to ban guns, so that squares can’t kill “criminals” who are doin’ that brand new thang.

    • Ryan April 20, 2011 / 6:08 pm

      I just noticed you must be a firearms instructor! You must be the DEVIL in the author of this site’s eyes. Seriously, you must be Satan to promote evil and death. Hahaha

  3. Mike Barkley May 26, 2011 / 7:15 am

    “disarm by force”? Nah, not needed. A graduated tax would do it. And such a tax is needed to solve the problem: too many guns, too easy access. Draft of the tax legislation is at http://www.mjbarkl.com/run.htm .

    Best wishes,

    –Mike Barkley, Candidate for Congress

    • Peaceful Gun Owner October 14, 2011 / 3:30 pm

      You do realize that’s probably the stupidest fucking thing ever, right? I can tell you right now there’s no way in Hell you’re going to Congress.

    • Mike S April 13, 2012 / 11:37 pm

      Taxes aren’t force?

      Oh, that’s right… Progressives live in fantasy land where taxes are all voluntarily surrendered, and men with guns won’t kick your door down, shoot your dogs, handcuff your wife and kids at gun point and drag you away against your will if you don’t pay them… And they absolutely won’t kill you if you resist that force. Nah, never would happen.

      Mr. Barkley… why are you so violent, and why do you hate rights? I read your site, and you aren’t real big on protecting anybody’s right to… well, anything. All I see is a bunch of attacks on the natural rights we all have on human beings.

  4. Bennett July 15, 2011 / 8:26 pm

    Some of you, especially the supposed Congressional candidate above, really need to have your sarcasm meters recalibrated.

  5. Dan September 12, 2011 / 4:41 pm

    Wow. That was really funny.
    That was one of the most hard-to-read articles I’ve ever seen. It bounced all over the place, there was no logic, no flow, and after reading it, I’m not really sure what I just read.
    Well done. You parody the zealots well.

  6. Albert MacMeda October 14, 2011 / 1:21 am

    I’ve come to the conclusion that you MUST be a parody, there’s no other explanation. But I’m still going to seriously answer some of the points made above:

    QUOTE: “none of what I write is personal conjecture but instead comes from the study of statistics, polls, and opinion found through research of web sites on the Internet. ”

    Yeah, it also says that the U.S. government was behind 9/11 all over the internet – that doesn’t make it true! One of the most notable and shocking things about the internet is that it has promoted disinformation more effectively than any other method to date.*

    What you write is not personal conjecture – IT IS NONSENSE. LUNACY! Great parody, since nobody could possibly be so insane to actually believe this unless they’re the most brainwashed moonbat on the planet.

    QUOTE: “the Constitution is a Living Document that can be changed daily”

    Yes it is sad that not only are there people who really believe this, but they’ve been electing/appointing judges who also do and who have been doing just that!

    Indeed it is a sad commentary, and it goes to proving my contention above (*), that you are correct – one can actually “prove” the things you said here by using the internet as an “authoritative source”. Good thing it isn’t.

    Don’t tell the wikipidiots!

  7. Vidar January 2, 2012 / 6:13 pm

    This blog must be a joke?
    If you do support gun rights, please stop writing. Some people may actually listen to what you write.

    Take care & join the NRA.

  8. Another_Patriot January 4, 2012 / 12:41 am

    This has to be parodic. I can’t logically perceive someone who would want gun control. Gee, let’s make all law abiding citizens helpless sheep and the criminal wolves. Because they WILL STILL GET WEAPONS. However, let’s just say the government can somehow patrol all ports and borders in the U.S., guns are no longer coming in, and gun crime drops SIGNIFICANTLY. That’s great, right? WRONG. Because people kill people; it’s human nature. Knife crime will SKYROCKET. Good luck banning firearms, knifes, anything projectile shooting, and hell, anything sharp

  9. skaramine January 4, 2012 / 2:29 am

    Really? You’re talking about firearms violence prevention, and yet, you’re blaming inert objects, rather than economic conditions? You’ve honestly got news reports of “wild-west” gunfights in parking lots over slights? Care to cite them?

    By the way, whoever taught you writing and grammar honestly should be fired from their job, as you convey concepts without actual support for your points, even utilizing cooked statistics from news reports or FBI statistics. You do not have a clue as to sentence structure, spelling, nor even argumentative paragraph structure where each paragraph presents a complete thought, has supporting points for that thought, and a conclusion of that concept.

  10. Anonymous May 25, 2012 / 11:08 pm

    OMG this was the best post ever. I too have seen wild west shoot outs in parking lots by crazy gunonwers! They go through all the trouble of acquiring CCW permits and getting their guns from FFL dealers but that does NOT change the fact that they are inherently untrustworthy and crazy!

    This is why Im planning to move my family to England. They HATE guns over there and I think is a much safer and civilized place than gun-nut redneck America! Also the police in there are super helpful and since they are the only ones allowed to own guns they are free most of the time so if there is ever a crime they are at your door like, really fast! So you dont even need guns because the State pays for the police to protect everyone always.

    I love your blog and don’t listen to those crazy gun lovers please keep on writing and showing the world that we CAN ban all guns everywhere so that we can FINALLY go back to living in peace like the old days!

  11. Anonymous January 1, 2013 / 6:59 pm

    This is the dumbest shit I’ve ever read in my life. This guy is an idiot of the highest order.

  12. Protected Citizen July 30, 2014 / 4:23 am

    So…you do realize that if you take away guns from innocent and responsible citizens, only the bad guys will have them? Then what do you do when an armed gunman breaks into your house and rapes and murders your entire family? Did you know that most crimes take place in under five minutes? How will the police protect you from that?

    The gun owners that I know are some of the most respectful, responsible, intelligent, and trustworthy people that you could ever meet. We love to shoot as a hobby because it’s good clean fun, but also so that we can keep ourselves and our families safe. Not protecting our precious children is the worst crime of all. Don’t believe all of the propaganda that you find on the Internet.

  13. keegan vonkulmiz February 13, 2015 / 9:10 pm

    You people fucking stupid. We live in one of the biggist violent police states on the planet. The government is pushing for civil war. That is undeniable how can you live with your selves knowing that once the violance starts you helped take away the very thing your countrymen would need to get freedom back. Pathetic new world order tool

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